Alas! I Cannot Help Them.

The trucks were still out there today

A couple of Associated Press people left messages on my home phone, asking for me to tell them something about Mr. Lewis. (Apparently I'm the only neighbor dumb enough to talk to reporters.) But I only met him once, many years ago, when he and his wife were going door to door talking about some condo issue. Everything I know about him comes from the web. I would gladly invent some stuff if I could be sure nobody would get sore about it not being true.
Speaking of which, this morning I saw the clip of me on Fox News, and they identified me as Jo Almeda!